There are some pretty crazy people out there, let me tell you. These are people that aren’t afraid of anything. People that are almost invincible. I don’t know many of such people, but I do know a couple. One of these people is my older brother.
I’m two years younger than he is, but growing up, the way our birthdays were spaced, we were only a year apart in school. The thing that you have to understand is that our high school only had a total of less than 400 people in it. It was a very small school in the middle of nowhere. Word travels fast around a school that small.
Five minutes after my older brother swallowed a goldfish for five dollars at our junior/senior prom, I knew about it. Two minutes after my friend puked from riding in my brother’s car with him, I knew about it. So it wasn’t any surprise when I found my older brother standing in our kitchen one trimming his nails with a protech godfather knife. Yes, you heard me correctly. Trimming his nails with a protech godfather knife.
He’s definitely one of those people that thinks he’s invincible. That’s all I’m saying.